A topical cream for my soft erection that actually helped a bit.

We find out all too soon that as you get older your want for sex may not decrease but your capability for it does, which is a pretty lame combination I think. You finally get all the kids to move out and have the place to yourself, and the little general decides he doesnt want to come out and play. Sucks.

Well you can bet I wasn't going to give up that easy. I still find my wife just as hot now as when we married 25 years ago and nothing was going to stop me getting some of that afternoon delight. So embarassing as it may be, I turned to the internet for the solution to my problems. I could have gone to a doctor for Viagra, but that just seemed far too embarassing for me. Ordering something online has a delicious sense of anonymity to me, noone need know about this but me and my wife.

So I did a bit of research and it seemed the options were either pills or lotions. Pills are fine I guess, but I kinda got the cheeky little notion that my woman could be applying lotions for me, far more fun than swallowing a bunch of pills with a glass of water.

Anyway back to it, I ordered a cream called Maxoderm. Really chose this one because the website looked a lot more professional than most and the testimonials all sounded very pleased. Plus I'm a tightwad and they had a buy two get one free special going on, not sure how long it lasts but it might still be going on I suppose. Plus there was a guarantee so I figured it was a reasonably no risk test.

So ordered it, arrived pretty quickly luckily as I was raring to go. Got the Maxoderm out of the box and had a little look, mostly herbal stuff in the ingredients, didnt sound like anything too chemically. Rubbed some on (wife was out shopping but I couldnt wait), and it felt a bit tingly kinda like very weak deep heat cream. Waited with infinite patience for my massive erection to appear.

Waiting, waiting, waiting. Then got the idea that I should maybe read the instructions. Damn, apply it 4 times a week and you should see results in the first fortnight. Hmm this is putting a damper on my post dinner plans. So kinda disappointed now but figured what the hell, and I remembered that some of the previous customers on the site had said it worked almost instantly for them.

Wifey gets home, starts cooking the dinner. I do my usual pretending to help bit which basically consists of walking around eating things out of bowls, sometimes i even wear an apron. And then I felt it move!!!

Not to go into specifics here but dinner was delayed by an hour or so due to unforeseen issues arising. If this is what Maxoderm can do after one application, I cant wait till I've been using it a few weeks.

Anyway the real point of this is that you shouldnt let age stop you from getting freaky with your woman. Whether you use Maxoderm or find yourself some other solution, don't let age take away the most pleasurable activity us humans have at our disposal.